:: Gozoto Blog ::

:: Wednesday, April 28, 2004 ::

How to build a doomsday device!
1. build desire to destroy the world [check!]
2. [further instruction soon to come]

so yea...all these back to back AP practice tests are not setting well in my brain...and with prom coming and me not feeling the desire nor monetary ability to find a date I think I want to hurt him
I want to give him pain
I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames
I'm hallucinating
Hallucinating
I hear you cry
Your tears are cheap
Wet hot red swollen cheeks
Fall alseep
I want to hurt him
I want to give him pain
I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames
I want to hurt him
I want to hurt him
I want to hurt him
I want to give him pain
And make him feel this pretty burn

Its nice how i just threw that Elliott Smith song right in there...roman candle good song...now time to go get some free baked goods

:: Ellioto Gozoto 6:03 PM [+] ::
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I don't think I will be able to be an engineer...ha...my dad sent me this

>Understanding engineers - Take 1
>
>Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where
>did you get such a great bike?"
>
>The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
>minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
> She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and
>said, "Take what you want."
>
>The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes
>probably wouldn't have fit."
>--------------
>
>Understanding Engineers - Take 2
>
>To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the
>glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as
>it needs to be.
>--------------
>
>Understanding Engineers - Take 3
>
>A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
>particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
>these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
>
>The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such
>ineptitude!"
>
>The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a
>word with him. Hi George! Say,
>what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't
>they?"
>
>The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind
>firefighters. They lost their sight saving our
>clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free
>anytime."
>
>The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad.
>I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
>
>The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
>ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's
>anything he can do for them."
>
>The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
>-------------------
>
>Understanding Engineers - Take 4
>
>What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil
>engineers?
>
>Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build
>targets.
>
>-------------------
>Understanding Engineers - Take 5
>
>The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"\
>
>The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
>
>The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it
>cost?"
>
>The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with
>that?"
>
>------------------------
>
>Understanding Engineers - Take 6
>
>Three engineering students were discussing the possible designers of
>the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look
>at all the joints."
>
>Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous
>system has many thousands of electrical connections."
>
>The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else
>would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
>
>-------------
>
>Understanding Engineers - Take 7
>
>"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it."
>
>Engineers believe that "if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough
>features yet"
>
>-------------
>
>Understanding Engineers - Take 8
>
>An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it
>was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
>
>The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid
>foundation for an enduring relationship.
>
>The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the
>passion and mystery he found there.
>
>The engineer said, "I like both."
>
>"Both?"
>
>"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you
>are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab
>and get some work done."
>
>-------------------
>Understanding Engineers - Take 9
>
>An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to
>him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
>
>The engineer bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
>
>The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
>into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
>
>The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
>returned it to the pocket.
>
>The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
>princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
>
>Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back
>into his pocket.
>
>Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
>beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do
>anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
>
>The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
>girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

:: Ellioto Gozoto 7:52 PM [+] ::
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Broken Social Scene - Lover's Spit

All these people drinking lover's spit
They sit around and clean their face with it
And they listen to teeth to learn how to quit
tied to a night they never met

You know it's time
that we grow old and do some shit
I like it all that way

All these people drinking lover's spit
Swallowing words while giving head
They listen to teeth to learn how to quit
tied to a night they never met

You know it's time
that we grow old and do some shit
I like it all that way



how come I can't come up with neat lyrics like these...
john cusak is a sexy sexy man...watched high fidelity today...prolly one of my favorite movies
thats all i can come up with for tonight

:: Ellioto Gozoto 9:47 PM [+] ::
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